You know what I wish I could find? This hilarious video a family member sent me after a breakup years ago, about The Man. In the background they were singing softly "he's the man!" and this cartoonish man would start out all authoritative and then his voice would get low; for example one I remember was ; "I can watch sports whenever I wanna get in trouble..." and this whole song just went on like that. Hilarious!
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Laugh Out Loud Thread
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"You know for a big black guy Cleveland's got a cute little white ass!" Peter, Family Guy
"Um...that wasn't Cleveland," Brian
"Um...that wasn't Cleveland," Brian
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This one?JupiterTaco wrote: ↑Wed May 01, 2019 4:49 amYou know what I wish I could find? This hilarious video a family member sent me after a breakup years ago, about The Man. In the background they were singing softly "he's the man!" and this cartoonish man would start out all authoritative and then his voice would get low; for example one I remember was ; "I can watch sports whenever I wanna get in trouble..." and this whole song just went on like that. Hilarious!
I'm so laughing I can't type
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Yep that's it! Hilarious! I looked and looked for that! Thanks!MrSpock wrote: ↑Wed May 01, 2019 5:16 amThis one?JupiterTaco wrote: ↑Wed May 01, 2019 4:49 amYou know what I wish I could find? This hilarious video a family member sent me after a breakup years ago, about The Man. In the background they were singing softly "he's the man!" and this cartoonish man would start out all authoritative and then his voice would get low; for example one I remember was ; "I can watch sports whenever I wanna get in trouble..." and this whole song just went on like that. Hilarious!
I'm so laughing I can't type
"You know for a big black guy Cleveland's got a cute little white ass!" Peter, Family Guy
"Um...that wasn't Cleveland," Brian
"Um...that wasn't Cleveland," Brian
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Hilarious resignation letters;
http://www.ninjajournalist.com/social/o ... etters-fb/
http://www.ninjajournalist.com/social/o ... etters-fb/
"You know for a big black guy Cleveland's got a cute little white ass!" Peter, Family Guy
"Um...that wasn't Cleveland," Brian
"Um...that wasn't Cleveland," Brian
Re: Laugh Out Loud Thread
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He then proceeded to draw his weapon.
A boy asks his Dad one day, "Dad, why is my sister called Paris?"
His Dad replies, "Because she was conceived in Paris."
The boy says, "Ahh, thanks Dad."
His Dad says, "You're welcome, Backseat."
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.
It means a lot.
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Her daughter didn’t look surprised.
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She said, "Yes and No."
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Now it’s a Ford Focus.
When does a joke become a Dad joke?
When it becomes fully groan.
My friend has got a butler who only has one arm.
Serves him right.
My favorite color is purple.
I like it more than blue and red combined.
My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer.
I said, "No, wait! I can change."
My girlfriend has her own taser.
She’s a real stunner…
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
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