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MrSpock wrote: Tue Apr 23, 2019 6:47 pm This is as sexist as sexism can go, but I just laughed my ass off so hard that I almost pee, and had to shared it!

You know what I wish I could find? This hilarious video a family member sent me after a breakup years ago, about The Man. In the background they were singing softly "he's the man!" and this cartoonish man would start out all authoritative and then his voice would get low; for example one I remember was ; "I can watch sports whenever I wanna get in trouble..." and this whole song just went on like that. Hilarious!
"You know for a big black guy Cleveland's got a cute little white ass!" Peter, Family Guy
"Um...that wasn't Cleveland," Brian
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JupiterTaco wrote: Wed May 01, 2019 4:49 am
MrSpock wrote: Tue Apr 23, 2019 6:47 pm This is as sexist as sexism can go, but I just laughed my ass off so hard that I almost pee, and had to shared it!

You know what I wish I could find? This hilarious video a family member sent me after a breakup years ago, about The Man. In the background they were singing softly "he's the man!" and this cartoonish man would start out all authoritative and then his voice would get low; for example one I remember was ; "I can watch sports whenever I wanna get in trouble..." and this whole song just went on like that. Hilarious!
This one?



I'm so laughing I can't type =)) =))
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MrSpock wrote: Wed May 01, 2019 5:16 am
JupiterTaco wrote: Wed May 01, 2019 4:49 am
MrSpock wrote: Tue Apr 23, 2019 6:47 pm This is as sexist as sexism can go, but I just laughed my ass off so hard that I almost pee, and had to shared it!

You know what I wish I could find? This hilarious video a family member sent me after a breakup years ago, about The Man. In the background they were singing softly "he's the man!" and this cartoonish man would start out all authoritative and then his voice would get low; for example one I remember was ; "I can watch sports whenever I wanna get in trouble..." and this whole song just went on like that. Hilarious!
This one?



I'm so laughing I can't type =)) =))
Yep that's it! Hilarious! I looked and looked for that! Thanks!
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"You know for a big black guy Cleveland's got a cute little white ass!" Peter, Family Guy
"Um...that wasn't Cleveland," Brian
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=))
“Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes.”
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My girlfriend says I’m hopeless at fixing appliances.

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When it becomes fully groan.



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Serves him right.



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Spinnaker wrote: Fri May 24, 2019 5:10 am “Do the opposite!” Maybe George is onto something..... :-j
believe it or not, someone posted the very same advice on LE in one of the old threads. if i applied that in my stock trading, i would be a filthy rich by now.
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