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Re: Laugh Out Loud Thread

Post by JupiterTaco » Wed May 01, 2019 4:49 am

MrSpock wrote:
Tue Apr 23, 2019 6:47 pm
This is as sexist as sexism can go, but I just laughed my ass off so hard that I almost pee, and had to shared it!

You know what I wish I could find? This hilarious video a family member sent me after a breakup years ago, about The Man. In the background they were singing softly "he's the man!" and this cartoonish man would start out all authoritative and then his voice would get low; for example one I remember was ; "I can watch sports whenever I wanna get in trouble..." and this whole song just went on like that. Hilarious!
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Re: Laugh Out Loud Thread

Post by MrSpock » Wed May 01, 2019 5:16 am

JupiterTaco wrote:
Wed May 01, 2019 4:49 am
MrSpock wrote:
Tue Apr 23, 2019 6:47 pm
This is as sexist as sexism can go, but I just laughed my ass off so hard that I almost pee, and had to shared it!

You know what I wish I could find? This hilarious video a family member sent me after a breakup years ago, about The Man. In the background they were singing softly "he's the man!" and this cartoonish man would start out all authoritative and then his voice would get low; for example one I remember was ; "I can watch sports whenever I wanna get in trouble..." and this whole song just went on like that. Hilarious!
This one?



I'm so laughing I can't type =)) =))

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Re: Laugh Out Loud Thread

Post by JupiterTaco » Wed May 01, 2019 10:25 pm

MrSpock wrote:
Wed May 01, 2019 5:16 am
JupiterTaco wrote:
Wed May 01, 2019 4:49 am
MrSpock wrote:
Tue Apr 23, 2019 6:47 pm
This is as sexist as sexism can go, but I just laughed my ass off so hard that I almost pee, and had to shared it!

You know what I wish I could find? This hilarious video a family member sent me after a breakup years ago, about The Man. In the background they were singing softly "he's the man!" and this cartoonish man would start out all authoritative and then his voice would get low; for example one I remember was ; "I can watch sports whenever I wanna get in trouble..." and this whole song just went on like that. Hilarious!
This one?



I'm so laughing I can't type =)) =))
Yep that's it! Hilarious! I looked and looked for that! Thanks!
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Re: Laugh Out Loud Thread

Post by JupiterTaco » Thu May 09, 2019 7:49 pm

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Re: Laugh Out Loud Thread

Post by Spinnaker » Mon May 20, 2019 7:09 am

=))
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Re: Laugh Out Loud Thread

Post by daydreamer » Fri May 24, 2019 4:10 am

My girlfriend says I’m hopeless at fixing appliances.

Well, she's in for a shock.



A man showed up for a duel armed only with a pencil and paper.

He then proceeded to draw his weapon.



A boy asks his Dad one day, "Dad, why is my sister called Paris?"

His Dad replies, "Because she was conceived in Paris."

The boy says, "Ahh, thanks Dad."

His Dad says, "You're welcome, Backseat."



Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.

It means a lot.



The mother who injected her 8 year-old child with Botox for beauty pageants has lost custody.

Her daughter didn’t look surprised.



I was on a flight the other day when the air hostess came up to me and said, "Excuse me sir, would you like to have dinner?"

I said, "What are the options?"

She said, "Yes and No."



My girlfriend isn’t talking to me because apparently I ruined her birthday.

I’m not sure how I did that – I didn’t even know it was her birthday…



I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta.

Now it’s a Ford Focus.



When does a joke become a Dad joke?

When it becomes fully groan.



My friend has got a butler who only has one arm.

Serves him right.



My favorite color is purple.

I like it more than blue and red combined.



My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer.

I said, "No, wait! I can change."



My girlfriend has her own taser.

She’s a real stunner…



What do you call a sad strawberry?

A blueberry.



I asked my girlfriend if she’d like a day of eating ice cream and hanging with her girl friends.

She said, "Ooh, yes."

I said, "Good, because I'm breaking up with you."



My friend is a structural engineer.

He’s always complaining about stress at work.



I used to be a narcissist.

But now look at me.



They say make up sex is the best…

Which is lucky, because all my sex is made up.



I built an electric fence around my property yesterday.

My neighbor is dead against it.



I’ve been dating a homeless woman recently, and I think it’s starting to get serious…

She’s asked me to move out with her.



I bought a dog off a blacksmith today.

As soon as I got it home it made a bolt for the door.



My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic…

But I refused. If I’m going to have sex, it’s going to be on my own Accord.



My wife accused me of being a transvestite.

So I packed her things and left.



I haven't owned a watch for I don't know how long.



What’s 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women wild?

A $100 bill.
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Re: Laugh Out Loud Thread

Post by Spinnaker » Fri May 24, 2019 5:10 am

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Re: Laugh Out Loud Thread

Post by daydreamer » Fri May 24, 2019 3:36 pm

Spinnaker wrote:
Fri May 24, 2019 5:10 am
“Do the opposite!” Maybe George is onto something..... :-j
believe it or not, someone posted the very same advice on LE in one of the old threads. if i applied that in my stock trading, i would be a filthy rich by now.
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Re: Laugh Out Loud Thread

Post by Spinnaker » Fri May 24, 2019 7:29 pm

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Re: Laugh Out Loud Thread

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